Waiter, there's a squirrel in my yogurt

[via Pajiba]

First post in five months: a link about poop

Cuz why not.

[Chronicles of a Whorish Mouth: How to Poo at Work via Pajiba]

Wil Wheaton: "WATCHMEN is fucking awesome"

What's good enough for Wesley Crusher is good enough for me:

I got to see a special advance screening of Watchmen yesterday, at a taping of MTV Spoilers. They showed us the whole movie, and then ran some clips from the new Harry Potter, the Land of the Lost, and the new Star Trek movie, followed by a Q&A with Zack Snyder.

I know a lot of people want to know about Watchmen, so I'll just cut to the chase right away: It's the best movie inspired by a graphic novel that I've ever seen. It could have gone wrong in a thousand different places, and it didn't. I've wanted to see this movie for twenty years, and it was entirely worth the wait. Hear me now, my fellow geeks: you have nothing to worry about. Watchmen is fucking awesome.

Now, the entire story...

[WWdN: In Exile via Gizmodo]

The Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club

This site is relevant to my interests.

(Those interests being holding the opinion that The Curious Case of Benjamin Boring sucks mad dick.)

[Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club via Stop Ben Lyons!]

The Periodic Table of Awesoments

[Dapperstache via io9]

Bolt's mouth probably shouldn't look like this

Unless Disney is going for the single adult male demographic.

Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis interviews Jon Hamm

Best laugh I've had all day. It's only 10:15 a.m., but still, credit where credit is due...

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis by Between Two Ferns

[Funny or Die via Pajiba]