Goonies' Chunk confesses to Game of Thrones' Lysa Arryn

I was inspired by this week's episode of HBO's outstanding Game of Thrones to mash up Tyrion's confession scene with Chunk's scene from The Goonies. Not to pat myself on the back, but I deserve a golden crown for my efforts!

I can't embed it because the universe sucks. Watch it here.

Every post lately is about someone dead. RIP John Hughes.

Shamone

Waiter, there's a squirrel in my yogurt

[via Pajiba]

First post in five months: a link about poop

Cuz why not.

[Chronicles of a Whorish Mouth: How to Poo at Work via Pajiba]

Wil Wheaton: "WATCHMEN is fucking awesome"

What's good enough for Wesley Crusher is good enough for me:

I got to see a special advance screening of Watchmen yesterday, at a taping of MTV Spoilers. They showed us the whole movie, and then ran some clips from the new Harry Potter, the Land of the Lost, and the new Star Trek movie, followed by a Q&A with Zack Snyder.

I know a lot of people want to know about Watchmen, so I'll just cut to the chase right away: It's the best movie inspired by a graphic novel that I've ever seen. It could have gone wrong in a thousand different places, and it didn't. I've wanted to see this movie for twenty years, and it was entirely worth the wait. Hear me now, my fellow geeks: you have nothing to worry about. Watchmen is fucking awesome.

Now, the entire story...

[WWdN: In Exile via Gizmodo]

The Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club

This site is relevant to my interests.

(Those interests being holding the opinion that The Curious Case of Benjamin Boring sucks mad dick.)

[Official Anti-Benjamin Button Club via Stop Ben Lyons!]