Monday, January 1, 1996

You Might Be a College Student if...

1.      ... you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.

2. ... you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

3. ... you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.

4. ... you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

5. ... you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

6. ... you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without
sleeping.

7. ... your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal
Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II).

8. ... your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry
loads.

9. ... you cannot remember when you last washed your car.

10. ... you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a
pick-up (one trip).

11. ... you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural
Light.

12. ... the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and
introduce yourself.

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