Monday, December 22, 2008

The Periodic Table of Awesoments



[Dapperstache via io9]

Friday, December 19, 2008

Bolt's mouth probably shouldn't look like this

Unless Disney is going for the single adult male demographic.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Between Two Ferns: Zach Galifianakis interviews Jon Hamm

Best laugh I've had all day. It's only 10:15 a.m., but still, credit where credit is due...



[Funny or Die via Pajiba]

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Important Culinary News: The Italian Chicken Sandwich is back at Burger King!


Burger King only brings its Italian Chicken Sandwich around for a limited time every year or two, and it's available RIGHT NOW!

Marinara sauce, provolone cheese and delicious processed breaded "chicken"! Huzzah!

Get your chicken on!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Vote... Don't vote... Spielberg ad

Monday, October 27, 2008

Waaaaaaaasuuuuuup: 8 Years Later

Monday, October 6, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The 20 Best TV Seasons of the Last 20 Years

Over the past six months, Pajiba has been reviewing their "20 Best (TV) Seasons of the Last 20 Years" one at a time.

Their work is complete, and with shows like Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, South Park, The Simpsons and Friday Night Lights on the list, I find it difficult to disagree with their choices.

[Pajiba: 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years]

Friday, July 18, 2008

LOLPOPE!



[Best Week Ever]

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Thanks, Amazon Recommendations!

Got this in my e-mail today from Amazon:

We've noticed that customers who have purchased or rated Mercenaries or other games in the PlayStation 2 > Adventure category have also purchased Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour. For this reason, you might like to know that Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour will be released on August 12, 2008. You can pre-order yours by following the link below.
So because I purchased Mercenaries - a game in which you wreak heavily-armed havoc and rain total destruction down upon North Korea - I might enjoy Disney Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour.

Awesome.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

I was rooting for Gorgon

[via Best Week Ever]

Monday, June 23, 2008

Where the hell is Matt?



[Where the Hell is Matt via Best Week Ever]

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Ferris Bueller's Requiem for a Dream

Between grief and nothing, I'll take this epic mash-up.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Office/Off

I could eat a peach for hours.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I'm voting Republican!

Monday, June 2, 2008

Guess they've got a thing for redheads

Spotted in Glendale, CA:

Friday, May 2, 2008

Shiny news: Pre-order Blu-ray Firefly at amazon.com!

Do you have a Blu-ray player and/or PS3 that's starving for proper entertainment? Feed that sucker by pre-ordering Firefly, one of the best TV shows ever made, ever, ever:



[amazon.com]

Thursday, April 10, 2008

The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

While I think #2 should have been #1, and while I loathe Monty Python (mainly because people who loooove Monty Python irritate me to the brink of violence), it's a good list...



[The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time - Nerve.com]

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Monday, April 7, 2008

Klazzy



[Digg - Best Yearbook Photo Ever (PIC)]

Did you try burning the rope?

You have to.



[You Have To Burn The Rope]

Thursday, April 3, 2008

South Park... Butters... What What (In the Butt)

No words. They should have sent a poet.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happy April 1st!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

One down, 19 to go

io9, a pretty cool new sci-fi blog, just posted "The Twenty Science Fiction Novels that Will Change Your Life".

The only one I have read:

I, Robot (1955), by Isaac Asimov
This collection of linked short stories quite simply changed the way we think about robots. Asimov invented the "three laws of robotics," which are included in so many subsequent tales of humanoid robots and also in the work of robotics engineers. So this book has already changed your life, by changing robot history -- reading it, you'll be surprised how much this work of fiction has become accepted wisdom about the way real robots will function.
Unless Will Smith is willing to make 19 more offensively unfaithful movie adaptations, I guess I have some reading to do.

[The Twenty Science Fiction Novels that Will Change Your Life]

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Alas, poor Arbuckle!

What happens when you take Garfield out of his comic strip? Jon goes crazy, is what.



[garfield minus garfield]

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Classy, overly excited advertisements


A whole fucking mess of these ads right here. You'll click that shit. Fuck yeah, you will.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I learned it by watching you!


Best Week Ever's The 10 Funniest Anti-Drug Commercials In Advertising History

This year’s Super Bowl didn’t disappoint with its annual roomful-of-laughter-inducing anti-drug PSA, featuring a carelessly outspoken drug dealer warning parents that their kids can get drugs from annnnyyyywwhere. So in the grand tradition of legends like this dude and the teenager who got pregnant last Super Bowl because she was high, here’s a list of the ten anti-drug commercials we just couldn’t help but laugh at (more than usual): [Link]

Friday, February 1, 2008

In case you haven't already heard, Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon

And here's how she broke the news to her boyfriend, Jimmy Kimmel:

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Booksthatmakeyoudumb


I thought this was interesting.

A Cal Tech student decided to do an experiment where he gathered data from facebook, taking people's favorite books and comparing them to the college they attended and that college's SAT average of its students. Then he made a nifty graph illustrating the correlation between the books people read and how "smart" they are.

Amusing to me: People who listed "The Holy Bible" as one of their favorite books are "dumber" than people who listed "The Bible".

[Booksthatmakeyoudumb]

Friday, January 25, 2008

Best movie of 2007 available on DVD this Tuesday!



That would be the outstanding gamer documentary King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (my original review here).

Monday, January 21, 2008

I wish the real Olympics were this awesome

Who needs visual effects when you can just do the same thing with people dressed in black?

Friday, January 11, 2008

Firefly and Serenity are Wicked

My geek flag is flapping wildly in the wind today. Witness a fan-edited Firefly/Serenity music video set to "Defying Gravity" from Wicked:

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Important Culinary News: Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Now Available in L.A. Stores


Anyone who has ever set foot east of the Mississippi (and even a few points west) knows that Dunkin' Donuts' coffee is only, like, the best coffee ever. Every so often, I will even order their coffee grounds or beans (via their website).

But NO MORE! As of last month, Dunks has been offering their coffee at retail stores. I have personally had sightings of DD coffee at both Target and Ralph's in the Los Angeles area. Look for it next time you're shopping. You won't be disappointed. If you don't believe me, you can even request a free sample!